okay, my name is chloe which happens to be the most unattractive name ever thought of, cheers mama and papa. I'm sixteen. I want to meet Alex Turner and thank him in abundance. oh and i was raised in bonnie scotland. take a wee look at me blog fur us eh?
| Me: | Ugh, why isn't my pizza done yet? |
| Mom: | It's been in for three minutes. Just wait. |
| Me: | I DID MY WAITING! |
| Mom: | Oh, god, not again. |
| Me: | TWELVE YEARS OF IT! |
| Mom: | Every time. |
| Me: | IN AZKABAN! |
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| math test: | a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie |
| history test: | the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs |
| literature test: | explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple" |
| physics tests: | The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light. |
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Andrew Garfield singing the bed intruder song. OMG!
this is one of my favourite things ever.
(via ohmanisaguineapig)
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